cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

Title: The beers (live in the bedroom)
Artist: The Front Bottoms
Played: 441 times
"I was 17 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realize no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave."
Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge (x)
bunnyfood:

(via unamusedsloth)

bunnyfood:

(via unamusedsloth)

Title: That's Not My Name
Artist: The Ting Tings
Played: 7708 times
"All I wanted was to receive the love I gave."
(10 word story)
"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

classy-cannibals:

I’m so not sorry

trashboat:

its less bad if you eat the cigarette

Anonymous
I shat my tights at my first grade christmas party because I didn't want to miss any of it by taking time out to poop.

One time I was performing and I was first chair and the mic was right by me and I didn’t know it was on and during chair change I told my stand partner I was so nervous I was gonna pee my pants but in said it into the mic. Yours was pretty bad but understandable for a 7 y/o I was 17

Send me your embarrassing stories and I’ll see if I can one up you

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

QS