lovethyvidya:

stop by little caesars for hot and ready garbage straight from the local dump

heckacute:

My idea of a perfect date is being quiet next to somebody beautiful who is being even quieter than you. 

Anonymous
I bet you'd look great in a school girl uniform ;)

drunkvanity:

I look like a fat girl with tattoos in almost everything I wear tbh

curvaceouscutie:

Ghost Dress ~ CAD $53.13 
Size: UK 18-28

curvaceouscutie:

Ghost DressCAD $53.13 

Size: UK 18-28

"thats the shit i do like" is the funniest sentence to me ever

Anonymous
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

sauntervaguelydown:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.


 

"I mean, aren’t white punks always complaining about “blue hair” discrimination, as if a jar of Manic Panic magically re-positioned their own social status on some level of “equally” marginal footing with people of color? And where does that leave the rest of us who cannot wash our colors away?"

mimi thi nguyen - saying fuck you to the sexualized orientalist gaze (via schizometrics)

White people who are into body mod constantly pull this shit. People staring at your piercings and tattoos is not the same as dealing with institutionalized oppression, you soggy waffles. 

(via titspirationall)

i skipped class and went to sonic because im awful and hate myself

zootedboy:

*chillin wit my smart hoe*

me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

her: 10 million degrees

me: ur so sexy when u know things

drhanniballecter:

drhanniballecter:

Is Hannibal a tv crime drama or is it a horror show or is it a cooking show no one knows

image

Someone knows

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

QS